Rule #14 to Surviving Sisterhood is never tell your sister
she’s in a bad mood. This weeks anecdote is a very short one. The last time I
told my sister she was in a bad mood she beat me up…That is all.
Joke About Sister’s
John’s sister was visiting
and staying at his house
One day John called home
to his sister and says, "Sis I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake
up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
I know you just got to town but This is a good opportunity for me to get that
promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week
and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will
swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk
pajamas."
The sister thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good sibling she does exactly what her brother asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The sister welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The sister replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."
The sister thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good sibling she does exactly what her brother asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The sister welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The sister replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."