Rule #14 to Surviving Sisterhood

Rule #14 to Surviving Sisterhood is never tell your sister she’s in a bad mood. This weeks anecdote is a very short one. The last time I told my sister she was in a bad mood she beat me up…That is all.

Joke About Sister’s

John’s sister was visiting and staying at his house

One day John called home to his sister and says, "Sis I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. I know you just got to town but This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The sister thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good sibling she does exactly what her brother asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The sister welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The sister replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."

Rule #13 to Surviving Sisterhood

Rule #13 to Surviving Sisterhood is never mess with your sister’s homework. One time when I was mad at my sister, so I took her AP Bio lab. I ripped the pages out of the staple one by one. Then when she told me to pick them up I crumpled them up into balls and threw them at her. My sister and I go to the same school. She is in AP Bio, and I am in Honors Bio, so we have the same teacher. When our teacher asked why her lab was wrinkled, my sister told her everything. Later that day our teacher called me out of the whole class. Needless to say it was so embarrassing.

Joke About Sisters

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. 
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." 
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're siblings,” 
"Why not," giggles the woman. 
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket." 

Rule #12 to Surviving Sisterhood

Rule #12 to Surviving Sisterhood is never hide your sister’s things. One time, I hid my sister’s phone thinking it would be funny. She however, did not find it funny. To punish me she took my school binder and ran around the house dumping it out. As if this wasn’t bade enough…it didn’t help the situation that I’m a neat freak.

Joke About Sisters

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a family vacation in Florida. His sister was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his sister a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's sister, whose brother had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Hey sis: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

Rule #11 to Surviving Sisterhood

Rule #11 to Surviving Sisterhood is never approach your sister when she is a bad mood. Earlier today my sister was in a very bad mood. I was just lying down watching tv when she started criticizing me for the shows I was watching. She said they were childish, and I was too old to watch them. This was followed up with many other insults. Unless you want to have  horrible day, never approach your sister when she is in a bad mood.

Joke About Sisters

Two sisters, Rachel and Mary, had never been married. So they lived together all their lives even though, they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared Mary the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed Mary practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. She was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

Mary died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, her sister went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:

Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this woman who practiced black magic and stated when she died he would dig her way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

Rachel put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let her dig. I had her buried upside down!"