Rule #12 to Surviving Sisterhood

Rule #12 to Surviving Sisterhood is never hide your sister’s things. One time, I hid my sister’s phone thinking it would be funny. She however, did not find it funny. To punish me she took my school binder and ran around the house dumping it out. As if this wasn’t bade enough…it didn’t help the situation that I’m a neat freak.

Joke About Sisters

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a family vacation in Florida. His sister was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his sister a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's sister, whose brother had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Hey sis: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.