Rule #6 to Surviving Sisterhood

Rule #6 to Surviving Sisterhood is never sing around your sister. One time I walked into the house singing (I say one time because I never made that mistake again). Immediately my sister ran into the room and began both singing and dancing. The singing was horrible, the dancing was even worse. Eventually my brothers came in and joined the party. It went on forever. Never again did I make the mistake of walking in the door singing.

Joke About Sisters

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. 
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." 
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. 
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde."
"She'll read it very slow."

Rule #5 to Surviving Sisterhood

Rule #5 to Surviving Sisterhood. Family is the name of the game, but like every other game there are rules. The rule for today is TRUST NO ONE.  When I was in 8^th grade I started dating this boy, who shall not be named, and I was so excited. As soon as I got in the car I told my brother. The first thing he said is are you going to tell dad. Of course, I gave the classic teenage girl response, I said no. He found this hilarious, so hilarious in fact that as soon as we got home he ran in before I could and told my dad. Every day my dad would ask me so are you still dating he who shall not be known (no Voldemort reference intended). You can imagine how awkward it was when we broke up, and the answer to the classic question changed to no. If you can’t imagine how awkward it was, take my word for it, it was very awkward. This is why I TRUST NO ONE.

Joke About Sisters

Boy 1:Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?

Boy 2: I don’t know but I suppose there’s some reason.

Boy 2: Sis why do you eat yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?

Sister: I want to rise and shine.

Rule #4 to Surviving Sisterhood

Rule #4 to surviving sisterhood is always be on a team. If your brother and sister are in a fight, you need to pick a side. It is ok however, to repeatedly switch sides. If you are always switching sides you will be on good terms with both of your siblings and even if one of your siblings gets mad at you then they can’t be mean to you because they need as an ally against your other sibling. Also, it is okay for your siblings to know that you switch sides if they do then they will be even nicer to you in an attempt to keep you from switching over to the other side again. My brother and sister get into a lot of fights, usually I start out on my sister’s side, but no matter what side I am on I get a lot of benefits, because both my brother and sister can drive. After a few days I usually start the switching back and forth between teams. My siblings no I switch teams but there’s nothing they can do about it. They can’t unite against me because they’re mad at each other.

Joke About Sisters

   The sweet little girl had a violent tussle with her sister. Her mother reprimanded her, and concluded by saying: 
       
      "It was Satan who suggested to you the pulling of Jenny's hair." 
       
      "I shouldn't be surprised," the child replied musingly. "But," she added proudly, "kicking her in the shins was entirely my own idea."

Rule #3 to Surviving Sisterhood

Rule #3 to surviving sisterhood is when you find out your brother or sister is doing something that they should not be doing do not reveal said information until it is beneficial to you. For instance my mom bought a 48 pack of cookie dough and left it in the freezer out in our garage. Every day when we get home from school my sister pulls in her car the eats some cookie dough. It has been 2 or 3 weeks now and all the cookie dough is gone. The cookie dough was bought as part of a fundraiser so it was rather expensive. My mom still doesn’t know yet because I am waiting for the perfect moment to divulge this information. When is the right time to reveal you siblings secret you ask? Whenever necessary. But the rule of thumb is whatever you have on your sibling must be worse than what they have on you. Say I was failing a class and my sister knew, well if I said she ate all the cookie dough she would most likely tell my parents that I was failing a class. Failing a class is much worse than eating cookie dough so I would end up being the one in trouble not her. Now say all I did was drink a glass of soda when I wasn’t supposed to, eating $40 worth of cookie dough is much worse so she would get in trouble and my misdemeanor would get overlooked.

Joke About Sisters

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.'

 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?'

'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'

Rule #2 to Surviving Sisterhood

Rule # 2 to Surviving Sisterhood is don’t annoy the siblings that can drive. My older brother and sister can both drive.  I remember when I was about 12 my brother was driving my little brother, my older sister, and myself home from school. He was in a really bad mood and wanted no talking the whole ride home, so of course my little brother and I had to sing. Plus, technically, singing is not talking. He repeatedly told us to “shut up” but we just wouldn’t listen. He threatened to kick us out of the car, multiple times. We didn’t believe him so we continued to wow him with our melodious voices. That’s when it happened. He actually pulled over and told us to get out. My little brother started to get out, but I said I would not go. Hearing this, my older brother became furious. He got out of the car and pulled me out of the back seat. Then he drove away. He came back 2 seconds later and told us to get back in, but I knew my parents would be home soon so I said no. Then my parents came home to see me and my little brother walking home. The asked what happened. We said our brother kicked us out of the car. He got in trouble (LOL). But upon hearing the ENTIRE story, it was I who got in trouble :C (not LOL).

Now time for a Joke

Sister: You know you’re adopted, right? You’re actually related to a member of the family next door.

Idiot Brother: Really?!? Which member???

Genius Sister: The dog.

Idiot Brother:  >:(  (making angry face)

Genius Sister: LOL

(I came up with this joke myself, but I got the idea from a similar joke on free-funny-jokes.com)